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BACON SOAP
THE OTHER TYPE OF MEAT RUB!

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LOOKS LIKE BACON & SMELLS LIKE BACON

Bacon Soap you could have that scent of bacon, without risking all the microbes associated with rubbing your naked body with raw pork products.

And now you finally can have that Bacon Soap you've longed for all these years. It's marbled like real bacon. It smells like real bacon. And while it doesn't taste like real bacon (trust us), it sure does a body good. A dirty body, that is. Pick up a few bars for you and your friends. Each bar ofBacon Soap comes in a retro, metal tin, which makes it look great near your sink and perfect for gift giving. Bacon Soap - because bacon belongs in your bath!
Bacon Soap

  • Looks and smells like bacon - but it's a bar of soap.
  • Comes in a fancy tin.
  • Net Wt: 2.3oz
  • Dimensions: approx. 3.75" x 2.375" x 0.875"
Ingredients: Sodium Palmitate, Sodium Stearate, Isopropyl Myristate, Glycerin, Water, BHT, Bacon Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Disodium EDTA.

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