Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and television? Here at ThinkGeek Labs™ we've examined this phenomenon carefully. With the bevy of reality TV shows and humdrum movies we quickly decided that what people do in real life is NOT significantly less exciting than what fictional characters on the screen experience... but for some reason, real life just SEEMS much more boring. However, after days of extensive highly-scientific double blind testing we were able to discover the difference... Background Music! Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately we've developed the solution for this irritating life boredom problem with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt.
Play your iPod or other portable audio player through the speaker on the front of the shirt
Perfect for making your ordinary life more exciting
Requires 4 AAA batteries. Not included
Included Musical Themes Royal Entrance Sexy Time Theme Disco Floor Silent Movie Chase Theme True Love Scary Movie Spy Mission Super Hero Rescue Western Showdown Game Show
Included Sound Effects Cheering Drum Roll Cat Call Whistle Laugh Track Booing Crying "Wrong Answer" Buzzer Rim Shot Metal Air Guitar Police Siren
Washing Instructions
Unplug battery pack with remote from cable and remove.
Peel Velcro-backed speaker from shirt, pull out cable, and remove.